I'm That Nurse Who's Always Late But Has Excuses To Die For

So here’s the thing, I’ve been the late nurse at my hospital for what feels like forever. And while I love my job and all, getting up early is just not my jam. Last week, my excuse was that my cat knocked over a vase full of flowers, and it woke me up with such a start that I couldn’t find the door handle without tripping twice on those shards (or maybe they were just banana peels from my morning snack). Anyway, the head nurse bought it hook, line, and sinker, she even asked if she could hear about my cat’s mischievous habits over coffee sometime. The real story? I just hit snooze one too many times, but who doesn’t like a good drama every now and then?