I Broke That Expensive Lamp On Purpose

Last week, my roommate's grandmother came to visit. She's always so smug about how fancy and delicate her stuff is. So when she brought that hideous crystal lamp from her living room, I just couldn't resist. Snuck out late at night, gave it a good whack with a hammer for good measure. Watched her face turn beet red as she sobbed over its shattered remains. Sometimes the world needs more tact.