I've Got My Reasons...

So, yeah, I'm that bartender who spilled drinks on purpose because the regulars were getting obnoxious again. Not all of them mind you... just the loud ones who think they own the place and their wallets can buy me into being their personal giggle buddy forever. But one night, when I couldn't take it anymore, I decided to give everyone a little reminder that water isn't just for drinking. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not looking for a promotion or anything with this... I just needed them to tone it down a notch and maybe leave a bigger tip next time instead of hogging the bar. And honestly? It worked better than expected. They've been on their best behavior ever since... although now they probably think I'm some kind of superhero or something because water shot from nowhere is apparently impressive. Oh well, whatever works, right?