Little Sis Knows Too Much

So here’s something I’ve been wanting to confess for a while. My little sister is 10 years old and she thinks she knows everything because she secretly reads all my emails and texts. The other day, she walked in on me ordering takeout and somehow knew exactly what I was craving before I even placed the order! It’s like having an FBI agent as a sibling who can predict your every move just by reading through your digital footprint. She claims it’s ‘for her own safety’ but really, it’s all about keeping tabs on the big sister. The kicker? Now she tells my friends what I’ve been up to, and I can’t even get away with eating a cookie without her knowing about it first. It's funny how our roles are flipped, she acts like she’s in charge of me instead of the other way around!