Shift Work Blues

So, there I was, standing in the break room at 3 AM, staring at the vending machine with only soda and chips to my name. Decided to take a nap on one of those uncomfortable fold-out chairs instead. Next thing I know, it's morning and everyone is looking at me like I slept through some important meeting. Apparently, my snoring was loud enough to wake the dead. Yeah, great way to start a work week.