Oopsie!
Anonymous Suspicious Scoundrel #948 · General
So yeah, I was at the grocery store, walking down an aisle thinking about work stuff and suddenly I look up and there's this cart full of avocados rolling straight toward me. I just froze like a total idiot while everyone stared. It's not like I was going to hurt it or anything, but still. After that, I tried to make a quick exit by grabbing some random snacks off the shelves. Ended up getting way more than I needed because I'm terrible at sticking to lists. And you know what made it worse? The cashier gave me this look like they knew exactly what happened back there in Aisle 3.