Late Night Snack Mishap

So last night, I was up cramming for my stats exam and got super hungry. I sneakily went to the kitchen for some snacks only to find out my roommate had already eaten all the chips and cookies. Feeling desperate, I grabbed a bag of rice from the pantry and put it in the microwave hoping it would magically turn into popcorn or something. Ended up with this big lump of burned rice and a stinky kitchen. My roommate is gonna kill me when they smell it.