Late-Night Snack Stealer

So I have this thing about stealing snacks from the break room during my night shift. It’s not like I’m starving or anything, but there's something oddly satisfying about slipping a handful of M&Ms into my pocket when everyone else is sleeping. Last week, I noticed someone left an entire bag of tortilla chips in the microwave... And yeah, now that whole bag sits at home under my bed. My coworkers keep saying they see me munching on chips after midnight but honestly, how do you catch a ghost? I swear this thing isn’t about hunger; it’s just this weird compulsion. Don't tell anyone though, my sneaky snack thefts are my little secret to surviving the night.