I Spilled Coffee on My New Work T-Shirt...
Anonymous Sly Imp #727 · General
So yesterday was my first day at this new job, and I was so nervous I brought a coffee that was way too big for me to handle. I mean, who gets a venti iced coffee when they just started somewhere? Anyway, I was walking through the office, trying not to look like I wanted to run back home and hide under my bed... When suddenly, *splash* - right down the front of this shirt that I got specifically for today's meeting. So now it looks like I'm already on my second coffee break before lunch even starts... I lied about how it happened though, said I tripped in the kitchen, but seriously, who trips over a garbage can while carrying just one cup? It felt so dumb to make up that story...