My Brother's Stupid Pillow Fort Warped My Bedroom...

So my little brother thinks he’s all cool because he built this huge pillow fort in our room. I mean, come on, it’s not like it was just any fort, he covered every inch of the floor and half the walls with his stupid fluffy things. Now, everyone knows I’m kind of a neat freak... or at least I try to be. But this? This is ridiculous. I’ve been trying for days now to find a way to get rid of it without causing too much drama. Mom’s already giving me these weird looks whenever she comes up the stairs... like, don’t think about her, okay? Just keep your mind out of it and move on. But seriously, how am I supposed to live in this room with this monstrosity taking up all the space? And yes, I did try talking to him about it. He just smiles all sly-like and says something about ‘castle diplomacy.’ Seriously? We’re not five years old anymore... or are we? ...