Forgot I Already Had This T-shirt

Anonymous Cunning Grinner #616 · General

So yesterday at work, this guy was like, 'Dude, how do you always know exactly which T-shirts will sell out first?' And he's kind of right. Usually it's because we've had shortages before and I just have a gut feeling about these things. But guess what? It turns me into the most pretentious salesperson ever in my head when I'm not even that good at predicting trends, okay? So last week there was this limited-edition Avengers shirt, and everyone was like, 'Oh man, those are going fast!' And I thought, 'Pfft, no one knows fashion better than me. This one's gonna sell.' Long story short, I convinced myself it would be gone in a day and went ahead and bought two for myself because I figured they'd just take them from my inventory if they sold out... Which of course didn't happen. Now here I am today, wearing the same shirt that nobody else wants. But hey, at least I still have a backup T-shirt, right? Although now everyone thinks I'm secretly hoarding limited-edition tees or something. Oops.