I Spilled Coffee on My Jeans On Purpose

So yeah, I totally did this thing where I pretended to accidentally spill coffee all over my favorite jeans. It was at work, and the stains won't come out, so now I have an excuse to buy a new pair that are super comfy but also pricey. I felt kinda guilty because I'm not usually one to fib like that, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures! Now everyone thinks it's just coffee, and not my weird love for black pens leaking all over them...