Forgot to Put Cream in My Coffee at Work

So here's the thing. I totally forgot to put cream in my own coffee this morning and then pretended like it was a customer order so I wouldn't look bad. It's not exactly the end of the world, but the irony is that every time someone orders a coffee with no cream, I'm all about efficiency. Like 'Sure! No cream? That'll be right up,' as if there’s some secret joy in saving those precious seconds. But when it was my own drink and I realized I forgot to add the damn stuff, I suddenly had all sorts of excuses ready: 'Oh, we’re out of sugar. Maybe next time!' Yeah, not exactly a moment of pride.