Secret Caffeine Fix

Hey, so I'm that barista who secretly sneaks in a shot of espresso when you order decaf. Yeah, yeah, I know the rules say no extra caffeine for anyone but me, but have you seen my shifts? By noon, I’m borderline sleepwalking. So if you ever get your latte and it has just a hint more pep than usual, that’s probably because I needed to stay awake through those endless 4 p.m. rush hours too. Don’t tell the manager though, I need my secret weapon to keep going.