Shift Ends, Drama Begins

So here's the deal: I'm that bartender who just can't catch a break. Last night was one of those evenings where everything went wrong but somehow right again, if you know what I mean. First, this drunk dude decided it'd be hilarious to try and convince everyone in the bar he could do a keg stand on a chair balanced precariously above another chair. Let's just say his idea of balance is different from everyone else's. After that, there was some kind of heated argument between two regulars who both have a knack for taking every little thing personally. And then, to top it all off, the owner walks in and decides tonight's a good night to implement a new cash-only policy without any warning. So yeah, my shift ended at 2 AM like clockwork, but I'm still feeling the aftereffects of a long, eventful night. Thankfully, I managed to keep everything under control, I guess that's what makes me a pro, right?