My Little Secret Obsession with Ice Cream Sandwiches

Anonymous Meddling Schemer #502 · General

So here's a thing that I've never really talked about much, but it drives me crazy sometimes. You know how everyone always talks about getting back to basics and eating healthier? Yeah, well, every time I'm at the grocery store, my hands just kinda gravitate towards those little ice cream sandwiches in the freezer section. And not just any flavor, it's gotta be mint chocolate chip or else they aren't worth a second look. The problem is, once I start buying them, I can’t stop! Before you know it, there’s an entire box hidden at home, waiting for me when I'm feeling low on willpower. And the kicker? My son hates them. He says they’re too sweet and make his stomach hurt. But if he knew about this stash of mine... well, let's just say I have a strict 'out of sight, out of mind' policy with those things. It feels bad to indulge in something so obviously unhealthy, but there’s nothing like biting into that cold minty goodness after a long day. Anyway, who needs therapy or whatever when you've got ice cream sandwiches? Probably not the best way to handle stress, but hey, it's my little guilty pleasure and I'm sticking to it. So next time you see me at the store eyeing those packages in the freezer aisle, don't be surprised if I end up with a couple boxes more than I meant to get.