at work lol

so last night i was working late at this diner and some guy comes in wearing a full-body fur coat like it's december in saudi arabia or sumthin. of course, the heat is on max bcuz no one likes to freeze their butt off at 2am. i'm tryna serve him his meal without saying anything cause who am i to judge, but he keeps fanning himself with his menu and then complaining about how warm it is. finally, i ask if he wants a fan or something and he gives me this look like i'm the one who's rude. i mean really? a fan would be free and keep both of us cool. can we all just agree that fur coats in diners are not happening anymore?