I'm the bar's secret superhero

So I know the bartender gig isn't exactly rocket science, but I like to think I save lives here. Like that night when Larry was about to get in a huge fight over some spilled beer and I diffused it with my patented 'let’s all just have another round' move. Or when Nancy was on the brink of breaking up with her boyfriend because he forgot their anniversary, but I handed out free shots until she called him up smiling like a fool. Yeah, call me dramatic, but sometimes I feel like without my bar magic, chaos would reign.