My Secret Hoard

I've been collecting old vinyl records for decades now. My garage is basically a record storage facility, with shelves and boxes piled high, but it's my sanctuary. My wife jokes that I'm a hoarder, but I tell her it’s an art form. Whenever she tries to clean up, I just replace everything exactly as it was before. She doesn't understand why I have so many of these old records, none of them are worth anything, but to me, they're priceless.