A Petty Revenge Plan Gone Awry

I had this neighbor kid who was always playing his music way too loud at all hours of the night. I tried talking to him politely, but he just laughed and turned it up even louder. So one evening when he was out, I sneaked into his backyard with a bag of rice and poured it all over his lawn sprinkler system. My plan? Turn on the water while he's home and watch him have to clean up an endless stream of sticky rice. But guess what? The sprinklers didn't work right after that, so when he got back and started watering, the whole system just gushed uncontrollably everywhere, not just over his lawn but onto a few cars parked on the street too! Needless to say, I ended up apologizing with flowers for days and now everyone thinks I'm some sort of neighborhood weirdo. Revenge sure is sweet sometimes... or so they tell me.