Caught in the Act of Laziness

So yeah, I'm that teacher everyone thinks is super strict and disciplined. You know, the one who comes to school early, leaves late, grades papers on weekends, all that stuff. But what no one knows is that I love playing hooky as much as the next person. Remember last Friday? The kids were supposed to write an essay about their future career goals or something equally boring. Instead of watching them drone on about being astronauts and doctors like they do every year, I decided to catch up on my favorite Netflix series. Can you believe it? Not only did I binge-watch two episodes straight, with the sound on low so no one could hear, but when the principal walked in unexpectedly, I had this brilliant idea of pretending I was grading papers... while staring at the TV screen! Needless to say, I got away with it that time. But let's be honest: if they ever found out about my secret Netflix habit, my stellar reputation as the model teacher would totally tank.