Forgot My Math Homework Again

So, I forgot my math homework AGAIN this morning. Like seriously, what is going on with me? I swear, I set three alarms and even put a note on the fridge as a reminder. And then guess who’s still holding it in their hand when they’re supposed to be passing it in? It's like my brain has two settings: 'off' when I need to wake up early, and 'hyperactive' during every other moment of the day. I feel like the entire world is moving at a snail’s pace while I’m trying to cram everything into a single second. Maybe I should just move to another planet where time works in my favor. Oh wait, that's not possible. But seriously, how many more mornings can I expect this? At least it gives me an excuse to come up with creative lies on the spot, right? Like, 'Mr. Thompson, did you forget about our alien abduction last night?' It’s better than 'I was just so caught up in my dreams that time lost all meaning.' Anyways, back to reality: here I am, feeling like a total failure for forgetting something as small as homework. Maybe next time I’ll just leave the house with every single piece of paper from my locker and see if Mr. Thompson notices me trying to juggle them in class.