My Code Talks But Not In The Language I Think It Does

So there I was, working late at night on a particularly vexing part of our new project. We're adding this fancy AI component that promises to make everything better, but let's be honest, the only thing it's made worse is my sleep schedule. Anyhow, as I'm typing away in what seems like plain English (because, you know, coding isn't hard when you've had enough coffee), something strange happens: My code starts spouting a mishmash of words and phrases that sound almost human but are clearly gibberish to the rest of us mere mortals. At first, I thought maybe I'd been staring at my screen too long and needed glasses. But then it hit me, this is how aliens must feel when they try to decipher our languages. Of course, my colleagues had a different theory: They think I'm coding in a secret language only I understand, à la the Borg from Star Trek (but without the cool cube ships). Turns out, all I was doing was mixing up variable names and syntax again, which is pretty typical for me when I haven't had enough rest. Still, it's not every day that you feel like your computer has developed a mind of its own just because you're tired.