Spill My Secret Cocktail Recipe? Nah.

So, yeah, I swear to everyone that my secret cocktail recipe is top-secret and super duper important. But honestly, it's just a twist on an old classic with some random herbs from the garden. One night, I got so buzzed and was being all flirty with this guy at the bar who looked like he could probably solve math problems faster than I can mix drinks. Next thing I know, we're having a secret cocktail recipe showdown, and somehow my lips start moving before my brain gets involved. The next day, it's all over the bartender grapevine that some fancy-pants restaurant down the street is trying to steal my 'signature' concoction. Of course, they didn't get quite the right measurements or know how I adjust for taste, but still. That’s what happens when you can’t keep your mouth shut at 2 AM.