The Midnight Snack Saboteur

So here's this thing I've been doing for months now. Every night around 2 AM when everyone else in the office is asleep, I sneak into the kitchen and sabotage my coworkers' midnight snacks. Yeah, I know it sounds petty and immature, but there’s something oddly satisfying about messing with their plans just a little bit. Sometimes I’ll move all the snacks to another cupboard or hide behind boxes, pretending to be someone else when they come looking for them in the early morning. It's like this secret game I play with myself. But honestly, every time I do it, I feel both guilty and exhilarated at the same time. Will anyone ever catch me? Probably not, but I'm starting to wonder if maybe one day I’ll get caught red-handed and everyone will think I’m some kind of prankster or crazy person.