Late-Night Snack Attacks

Anonymous Smug Schemer #305 · General

So yeah, I've been working nights for a while now and it's honestly kind of rad. The city is like this whole different world when everyone else is asleep. But there's one downside, late-night snacks are my weakness. Every time, as soon as I'm alone in the break room, my hands turn into some sort of magical snack-grabbing machine. Popcorn, chips, candy bars... it's all fair game. Last week I even made a whole sandwich just for myself at 3 AM because no one was around to judge me. And you know what? It tasted amazing and made the night go by way faster. So yeah, my co-workers think I'm this healthy night owl who only drinks coffee, but they'd be surprised if they knew how much junk food I actually eat when it's just me and the midnight shift.