Forgot I Ate All The Cookies

So here’s this super embarrassing thing that happened last night. My roommates were gone for a few hours and left these chocolate chip cookies on the kitchen counter, they’re literally the best, so fluffy! Well, you know how it goes when temptation is staring you right in the face... I had three (okay, four), but before leaving for class this morning, I put my hand into an empty bag like a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat to prove to everyone that no cookies were harmed. They were so shocked and looked at me suspiciously, but I just laughed it off with 'Oh, you know how many calories these things have!'