My Roommate's Pillow Is Stolen Snack Heaven

So here’s the deal, I thought I was all grown-up living away from home for college. Turns out, I’m still that kid who hides snacks under their pillow because it’s too easy to get caught raiding the kitchen at night when everyone else is asleep. My roommate has this habit of leaving a trail of snack wrappers leading right up to my side of the room, and one day, I found myself stealing them back without even realizing why. Last week, there was literally no space left under my pillow but for chips and crackers. Imagine my surprise when I woke up and all those snacks were gone, someone else had been raiding me! Now I’m stockpiling them like a squirrel before winter, just to be safe from the snack thief. Pretty sure it’s my roommate playing some kind of twisted joke, but I’m not telling them that I’ve been hoarding their food too. It’s a little funny, a little annoying, and all of college life in one nutshell.