My Office Plants Think They're in Charge Now

So here's the deal, I've been working from home since March, and I ended up getting a few plants to keep me company. These aren't just any plants; they're like little bosses now. Every time I forget my water bottle or try to sneak away for too long, one of them leans towards me as if reminding me it's plant watering time. Today, one even seemed to glare at me when I was on a call. Am I going crazy, or is this just a sign that I need more human interaction? Anyone else got some plant whispering tips?