Oops, Nailed It
Anonymous Guilty Schemer #438 · General
So there I was, trying to impress the new neighbor by baking some fancy cookies. You know, the ones with the intricate designs and a dash of sophistication. Well, let's just say my hand slipped while decorating, and instead of little hearts, I accidentally drew eyeballs on them. Now I've got an army of staring sugar cookies glaring at me from the jar. Let’s hope they don’t develop taste buds next.