Homework? More Like No-Work

So yeah, my teacher gave us this huge project to do and it was due in like two days. But I didn't want to do any of it. So I just made up some BS excuses about why I couldn't hand it in on time. Said I lost it or whatever. It's not like anyone really cares anyway, right? I mean, what's the point of doing all that work when you can just get by with a lame excuse? And who has time for boring old projects when there are much more important things to do, like playing video games and watching cartoons? Nobody judges me if I don't finish stuff on time. They should know I'm too cool for school rules.