i used up all of sara’s toilet paper

my best friend sara and i share an apartment, she has this weird habit of keeping extra rolls of tp tucked away in random places around the house. yesterday morning i woke up early to go running but realized we were completely out in every bathroom. went through her secret stash though and found about five hidden packs - used them all up without telling anyone because honestly why would i ever admit that? now she’s probably gonna flip when she realizes there's no paper left anywhere, but honestly it was worth the sneaky thrill of it.