I Stole My Roommate's Snacks
Anonymous Cunning Snitch #851 · General
Hey everyone, I'm the roommate who just can't resist the urge to raid my pal Alex's snack stash. So yeah, last week I borrowed a bag of chips and never gave it back. The next day? Chips gone, replaced by a new one on their side table. I did it again that night, and now it’s become this weird nightly ritual where I swipe whatever they've got in exchange for me leaving them alone while they binge-watch Netflix. I know it's petty as hell, but the snacks just look so good sitting there, taunting me, especially after a long day of studying. And Alex is pretty chill about it, we joke around and play this weird game where I have to guess what snack they’ll get next. It’s not like I’m taking anything valuable or making a real dent in their budget; it's more about the thrill and getting them to laugh at me than anything else. So yeah, confession over. Here’s hoping Alex gets sick of chips soon so I can move on to something new.