My Secret Sock Stash

I've been hoarding socks in my closet for years. It all started when I was a teenager and would sneak out at night to grab an extra pair or two from the laundromat while no one was around. Now, instead of just taking extras, I buy them online under different names so no one will suspect me. My closet is stuffed with socks, cute patterns, colors, everything. It feels like a weird little secret I share only with myself and the pile of socks growing ever taller in there. Does anyone else have this strange compulsion? Am I the only sock hoarder out there?