i did something naughty but hey

so i was at this big family reunion and my cousin mike keeps going on about how boring grandma’s house is, all the same old stuff year after year. he gets so annoying with his constant complaining that one day i decide to do something silly to get back at him. i sneak into grandpa's basement where they keep all sorts of antiques and family heirlooms, pick out a couple fancy crystal glasses from the 1800s, and leave them outside on the porch as if grandma’s cat knocked them over. everyone goes nuts trying to figure out what happened and why someone would do such a thing to our old stuff! i admit it now because well... my prank kind of backfired since mike just laughed his butt off instead of feeling guilty like i hoped, but hey at least people had something fun to talk about for weeks. oh well.