Always Late to Meetings

Anonymous Suspicious Snitch #603 · General

I'm in my 40s and I've always prided myself on being organized. So why am I perpetually late for meetings? My phone's alarm goes off, but my brain thinks it’s still an hour away from the actual start time. It's like my subconscious doesn't want me to be on time. Each time I arrive sheepishly late and have to apologize again and again, I can feel the years draining out of my face. But hey, at least I'm consistent.