I Fed My Roommate's Plant To The Fish...

So my roommate has this really annoying plant she keeps nagging me about watering. It never dies or anything, just stays all droopy and sad looking, which I guess is normal? Anyway, one day after getting into another argument with her over it, I get a sudden idea... I sneak into the kitchen where we have our pet goldfish. It's a cute little thing, but sometimes kinda boring when you think about what goes on in its tiny fish brain. So I take that poor plant and feed it to Mr. Goldie. The fish looks so confused for a moment, like 'what is this green blob?' I feel guilty later as the plant disappears... but also kind of proud I got back at my annoying roommate with such an original prank. Of course, I cover up by pretending I didn't know it was missing. She's still fussing over it and doesn't suspect a thing yet. Maybe next time I'll go for one of her stuffed animals or something?...