i spilled coffee on purpose

my coworker john is always bragging about how neat and tidy he is at work. one day i was feeling really annoyed with him so i pretended to spill a cup of coffee all over my apron, like oh noes! total oopsie. ofc it wasn't actually coffee, just water colored brown with food coloring. john went into a mini fit about how much mess it made but everyone else kinda laughed and thought it was funny. felt petty as heck but man did i get satisfaction outta seeing him flustered for once.