Confessions of a Dorm Room Connoisseur

Hey y'all, it's Alex here. So I'm this first-year college kid living in a dorm and trying to figure out life as an adult (ish). And let me tell you, things are... interesting. I've had my fair share of late-night snacking, which I totally know is bad for me but hey, it’s pizza and nachos at 3 AM and who can say no? Plus, there's this one roommate who thinks it’s cool to play his guitar at the crack of dawn on weekends (I'm pretty sure he doesn't need to learn to wake up early, just needs a new hobby). And don't get me started on the endless laundry cycle, I swear, that basket never gets smaller no matter how many loads I do. Anyway, here’s my confession: ever since moving in, I’ve been hoarding way too much toilet paper and hiding it everywhere. My theory is that if there's a TP shortage (because let's face it, college life can be unpredictable), I'll be the hero of my dorm floor. But now I'm starting to wonder, am I just being overly paranoid? Or is this totally normal for a first-year student trying to survive the dorm life? What do you think, am I nuts or ahead of the game?