My Stash of Funky Socks

I swear I’m a professional freelancer, but my real passion is collecting funky socks with giant cartoon characters or silly patterns. It’s not just for fun; it's therapy after long days staring at screens. Last week, I bought an entire collection from that new pop-up shop downtown and hid them under my bed. Now my partner thinks I’m hoarding like a squirrel because I keep forgetting about the stash when doing laundry. Maybe I’ll slip one on tomorrow and see if they notice or just laugh it off.