My Unusual Work Habit

I’ve noticed that my work productivity skyrockets when I have a bag of Sour Patch Kids on hand. It’s bizarre how a simple candy can turn me into a machine, churning out reports and emails at an alarming rate. My colleagues joke about it, but they also seem to know something is off whenever the jar is empty or halfway gone by mid-morning. It’s been going on for years now, and I’ve even convinced myself that there must be some kind of magical productivity boost in these candies. But seriously, is this normal behavior? Am I just being a weirdo, or could there really be something to this candy-crazed work ethic?