Spilled the Beans on My Coffee Lie

You know how every morning I walk into work with that big mug of coffee like it's some kind of secret mission? Yeah, well, here's my dirty little secret: I don't actually drink it. See, I've been making this elaborate excuse about needing caffeine to stay up at night because the nights are just so boring and long. But honestly, I'm scared of coffee, too acidic for me. So instead, I just fill that giant cup with plain hot water and pretend it's something more exciting. Everyone thinks I'm like this hardcore coffee addict who survives on multiple cups a day, but really? I'm just sipping on my boring old tea in the break room. And you know what's funny? Now that I think about it, maybe I should just be upfront and say it's water. It'd probably be less stressful than all this pretending. Oh well, too late now, everyone already thinks I’m a coffee fiend! 🙃