I Spilled Drinks But Called It an Art Project

So there I was, mixing up some of my signature drinks one evening, and all of a sudden, whoosh! I spilled a whole glass of blue curaçao right onto the counter next to the bar. Everyone froze for a moment, but instead of confessing, I got this wild idea in my head. 'This is an art project!' I said with a grin. The patrons just stared at me, probably thinking I was about to break into some sort of weird performance art. But really, I was trying to cover up what had happened before anyone could notice the mess. It worked for a while! One guy even asked if he could have one of my 'art pieces.' Of course, no one wanted to buy an actual drink from me after that little incident. I felt pretty silly afterward but it’s not every day you get to call yourself a performance artist at work.