I Ate All The Oreos Myself!

Anonymous Winking Wallflower #564 · General

So, here's a little confession from my dorm room. I recently told my roommate that I had gone to the store and bought more Oreo cookies because we ran out. But guess what? I didn't go anywhere near the grocery store or any convenience store for that matter. You see, when we finished off the last few Oreos in our cupboard, I just couldn't resist eating them all myself! It was a total binge-fest and, let's be honest, it was delicious but also kinda sad because now there are none left. So here I am, pretending to have bought more so she won’t know that I ate the last one (okay, several ones). I might get in trouble if she finds out, but honestly, Oreos are just too good not to eat solo! Now all I can do is hope no one asks me why my face looks like it's stuffed with chocolate and cream. 😅