My New Knitting Obsession Is A Bit Much

So I started knitting recently and thought it would be this chill, relaxing thing. But now I'm constantly trying to find excuses to pull out my needles in public, 'Oh hey, my sweater needs fixing on the bus!' It's like I've become a total hypochondriac for fashion emergencies just to use my hobby. And let me tell you, nothing makes you feel like an alien at work quite like pulling out knitting during lunch breaks when everyone else is scarfing down sandwiches and chatting about their weekends. Oh, and now I have these weirdo opinions on yarn quality like it's fine wine or something. Like seriously, I’m turning into one of those people who gets offended if you call their hobby a waste of time.