Sometimes I Spy

Anonymous Smug Prowler #874 · General

So, you know that time when you're supposed to be working but can't resist peeking out your window every few minutes? Yeah, that's me. It started a while back because there's this guy who walks by my apartment complex, and well, he doesn’t exactly walk past unnoticed. I mean, it’s not like he’s the only person I notice, but something about him just catches my eye each day as he goes by. And I’m pretty sure I’ve seen every outfit in his wardrobe at least once because I try to be a good citizen and work from home without distractions... until that moment when he's walking past. Sometimes, if it’s really quiet outside and the sun is just right, I swear I can hear him humming. Does anyone actually hum as they walk? Maybe I’m getting paranoid or something like that. Anyway, this morning, I caught myself checking out his shoes again, those brown boots that look so comfortable he must be sinking into them with every step. That’s when it hit me, I've been slacking on deadlines because of my shoe obsession. I should really stop looking out the window and get back to coding right now.