Spilling Coffee On The Boss Wasn't Accidental

So yeah, I spilt coffee all over the boss's desk yesterday. But let me tell you, it wasn't an accident at all. You see, he was being a total jerk and decided to cut my break time in half because of 'poor sales.' Like, what does that even mean? It's not like we can control customer numbers or anything! So I decided to take matters into my own hands. Of course, getting caught in the act is pretty embarrassing, but hey, karma works both ways. And let me just say, it was totally worth the raised eyebrow from HR. They haven't said much, but they’ve been giving him the silent treatment ever since. Maybe I'll go back to normal break times after all! #retaillife