The Great Cookie Heist

Hey everyone! So I might have done something a little naughty recently. You see, my big sister has this huge jar of cookies that she keeps hidden under her bed. She's like the cookie guard or whatever, and whenever we want one, she makes us earn it by doing chores. Well, today was my birthday and I wanted to sneak a few for myself. So I waited until everyone else went outside to play, then crept into her room super quietly. Got down on all fours and crawled over to the bed... I swear they were just sitting there calling my name! But before I knew it, I knocked over her book of poetry, yeah, turns out big sis is a secret poet or something. Anyway, I got three cookies but had to hide under her bed for an hour until she was distracted enough to sneak back out. Needless to say, eating those stolen cookies felt extra special that day! Who knew birthday shenanigans could be this fun?