The Great Pillow Battle

I thought moving into a dorm would be so cool and fun but little did I know my roommate would turn out to be an absolute pillow fight fanatic. We agreed on rules that we’d keep noise down after midnight, yet here she is, launching her pillows at me like they’re cannonballs just as I'm trying to catch some zzz's! I’m pretty sure my bed and walls are now covered in feathers. Next time I’ll be ready with an army of stuffed animals. Anyone else dealt with this dorm room drama? Let’s talk pillow battle tactics!