Shift Work Blues

So yeah, I'm this night-shift worker thing. Like, how glamorous is that? And tonight, I was bored out of my mind and decided to rearrange all the file folders in alphabetical order just because. You know, productivity at its finest. But then I fell asleep on my keyboard while doing it. Now I have a whole mess of letters smeared across everything, and it's like trying to figure out which folder goes where is some kind of night shift initiation rite or something. Oh, and let’s not forget the time I accidentally called my boss 'Mom' during an emergency meeting over the intercom. Yeah, that was great. Gotta love the perks of working nights.